Things I Learned While On A Cruise:
1. I have developed one more crippling phobia... I won't go in small swimming pools full of gross people. Honestly, this was the smallest pool I have ever seen...SO small that people were just standing in it due to the lack of room to move
2. When the cruise ship charges you for every little thing (popcorn, cokes, drinks etc) their all inclusive meals become easy payback...by the end of the trip my order at dinner was the following
Appetizer: Steak
Soup: Steak
Salad: Steak
Main Course: Steak with a side of steak
Dessert: Steak
3. Jamaica is dangerous and everyone appears to be unemployed
4. The Cayman Islands have a sense of humour (see Black Dick above)
5. International waters are NOT without laws
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