6 Reason's I'm a Vampire (According to Wikipedia)

1. Vampires are said to subsist "by feeding on the life essence of living creatures"....check

 

2. "Vampires often visited loved ones and caused mischief or deaths in the neighborhoods they inhabited when they were alive"...check

 

3. "In modern fiction, the vampire tends to be depicted as a suave, charismatic villain."...check

 

4. "Vampires are extremely strong - even the new dead are capable of lifting cars."...check

 

5. "Vampires are able to appear human only after years of practice"...check

 

6. "When a vampire first rises, it may be confused or dangerous"...check