Drunk Goggles

Add in the lingering smell of urine and this photo sums up every 3:00am Blue Line experience I have ever had

6 Reason's I'm a Vampire (According to Wikipedia)

1. Vampires are said to subsist "by feeding on the life essence of living creatures"....check

 

2. "Vampires often visited loved ones and caused mischief or deaths in the neighborhoods they inhabited when they were alive"...check

 

3. "In modern fiction, the vampire tends to be depicted as a suave, charismatic villain."...check

 

4. "Vampires are extremely strong - even the new dead are capable of lifting cars."...check

 

5. "Vampires are able to appear human only after years of practice"...check

 

6. "When a vampire first rises, it may be confused or dangerous"...check

 

Last Night

NOT Appetizing

Would you like some cranberries?

They're straight from the BBBBOOOGGG

Sick

Drunk Goggles

Every blog I read is always mocking the fact that Ali Lohan looks like she is an old hag...I agree she looks old as fuck considering she is 15.

I mean really....there is clearly something wrong here. I just can't decide if it's the fact she looks like a 30 year old housewife or...Angie Harmon!!

Mystery solved!

Passout Princess

This man may be legitimately dead, but he still counts as a passout princess

Drunk Goggles

Is this an unauthorized Jay Leno Frankenstein?? Only at Ino's and only at 3am...

This High Life

1. Six words you never want to hear:  Herpes Viral Infection Of The Eye

2. Is your wig squeezing your brain too tight, heffer?!?!- LOVE NeNe


3. Holy Trannies!

4. Ok... not to harp on the above commercial BUT...I need to harp on the above commercial. Is it just me or do one of the men resemble Venom from Spiderman 3?

You be the judge...

5. They really need to bring back Adventures in Wonderland (AKA Adventures in Green Screens)

6. I just downloaded $30 in Langhorne Slim songs

LANGHORNE SLIM "Worries" (dublab VisionVersion) from dublab on Vimeo.

Drunk Wedding Consultation

Passout Princess-Crackhead Edition

oh hey drunk/dead crackhead! are you tired/dead?

let's get closer...he appears to be breathing and his phone is on...maybe he isn't dead...?

oh no bitch is passed out!!! sleepy crackhead!!!

Thanks Tim

What to say when you are hungover and can't make it to work...

Subject: Not feeling well...

Hey everyone

I’m sorry to do this, but I’ve been having really bad stomach cramps all morning and they are not getting better so I think I’m going to have to take off and work from home.  It’s seriously so bad that I feel like I could potentially be on the show “I didn’t know I was pregnant”…but I’m hoping that this is not the case.  I will be back online in about a half hour and I’ll be able to cover all of my projects and my to-do list.

Thanks for understanding

Tim

Passout Princess

Thanks Annie

ECONOMY!

Finish this sentence: You know the economy is bad when...

What the fuck?  I wouldn't even do this shit with beer!

Really though... who was the person at this marking meeting who had the balls to raise their hand and say "um...you know, in this economy...it might be a great idea to point out that you can ring the soda back into the glass..."

Furthermore... who was the person who responded with "that's genius! Write it in."