Wednesday, December 16, 2009
Thursday, December 10, 2009
DDDRRRUUUUNNK
Ok, so I am drunk and watching Mrs. Doubtfire.
UGH I have SOOO mcuh to say. Let's start with Robin Williams...bitch, you are NOT funny. Take your depressed child of the 90's (Matilda) and fucking disappear. Oh, you have a speech impediment little girl? Lisps do not a good actress make!
Blah, blah, blah...wwwwhhhaaatttt? Does the cinematic equivelant of hard up consist of chinese meals?? Because let's be real, chinese take out is a fucking treat for me. Fucking treat.
HATE Robin Williams.
OK, also, I hate Sally Fields in this. You have to drop off something at the post office!? Bitch is lying!!!! It's dark out. Post Office ho's are asleep by then. They DO NOT work when it turns dark. They are not elves!
Also...P.S Sally Field...don't tell Pierce Brosnan that you are a "professional woman". Fuck you. Professional...oh what? Are you constantly fighting against prejudices pertaining to woman in the workforce...because you should! Oh I am sooo sorry Sally Field that someone might think that you are upset over being divorced and having your low budget 90's actor children be left without care. They are your kids bitch! So yes, you should be fucking worried and less "professional". This movie fucking sucks. I want to slap (face push) everyone in it!!!!
UGH I am going to go puke in my garbage disposal. FML
(googled Mrs. Doubtfire and this bitch showed up. If you are a woman and show up in a google image search as a man pretending to be a woman....you have problems!)
UGH I have SOOO mcuh to say. Let's start with Robin Williams...bitch, you are NOT funny. Take your depressed child of the 90's (Matilda) and fucking disappear. Oh, you have a speech impediment little girl? Lisps do not a good actress make!
(bitch on right)
Blah, blah, blah...wwwwhhhaaatttt? Does the cinematic equivelant of hard up consist of chinese meals?? Because let's be real, chinese take out is a fucking treat for me. Fucking treat.
HATE Robin Williams.
OK, also, I hate Sally Fields in this. You have to drop off something at the post office!? Bitch is lying!!!! It's dark out. Post Office ho's are asleep by then. They DO NOT work when it turns dark. They are not elves!
Also...P.S Sally Field...don't tell Pierce Brosnan that you are a "professional woman". Fuck you. Professional...oh what? Are you constantly fighting against prejudices pertaining to woman in the workforce...because you should! Oh I am sooo sorry Sally Field that someone might think that you are upset over being divorced and having your low budget 90's actor children be left without care. They are your kids bitch! So yes, you should be fucking worried and less "professional". This movie fucking sucks. I want to slap (face push) everyone in it!!!!
UGH I am going to go puke in my garbage disposal. FML
Tuesday, December 1, 2009
All I Want for Christmas
If anyone is listening (cough cough Santa), please get me this personalized Bible...Why? Because it's personal... .com that is!
If I was at someones house and saw a bible...a) I would already be creeped out b) if I opened said bible and found that this persons name had been awkwardly inserted (that's what he said) into passages...I would get the fuck out ASAP
That shit is creepy
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